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Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Hallmark Father's Day Cards.

Add a tailored message to make your dad proud on June 16th. - Zazzle

Fun, Kind, Strong Dad Card by hallmarkfathersday
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Hallmark Mother's Day Notecards.

From classy to cute and funny, Hallmark has the perfect card for Mom.
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Happy Mother's Day Flowers Greeting Card by hallmarkmothersday
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52 prints from The Perfect Poster – LOL Edition.

Prints from Zazzle's LOL Poster Collection are guaranteed to add smiles to your decor.
Click on the images or links below to see larger images, check the price and other details.

A school of grunts swims by a diver. print by NationalGeographic
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Grumpy Cat Gifts

Check out the official merch of the Grumpy Cat meme. Our grumpy Internet cat superstar Tard is available on custom mugs, cards, cases, posters, mousepads, and more. Below you can see some of the products from the Official Grumpy Cat Store. Click on the images or links below to check the price and other details.

Grumpy Cat™ Good Morning - No Such Thing Coffee Mug by thegrumpycat
Design your own customized coffee cups at Zazzle

Tard The Grumpy Cat Official Merchandise

Guess what! Tardar Sauce aka Tard the Grumpy Cat now has official merchandise store on Zazzle! So you can easily get yourself some cute and fun Grumpy Cat merch. The adorable Grumpy Cat meme images are available on products like mugs, magnets, bags, cards, purses, iPhone, iPad cases and skins, keychains, and more. Most products are customizable, you can add your own text, photos, or whatever you may think of. You can also play with the original Grumpy Cat design. For example, we couldn't resist and recently ordered a couple of Grumpy Cat mugs with the famous phrase I had fun once. It was awful. We wanted the picture to be on the other side of the mug, so we just moved it to the opposite corner. It's really fun and easy to customize your own Grumpy Cat merch :)

Original Grumpy Cat -I had fun once. It was awful. Coffee Mug by thegrumpycat
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One more good thing about Tard the Grumpy Cat merch is that part of the proceeds from Grumpy Cat merchandise are going towards animal organizations.

Anyway, we think Tard the Grumpy Cat merch would make a great gift to anyone who likes animals and has a good sense of humor.

Below are featured some products from the official Grumpy Cat store. Check them out. Click on images or links to see the price and other details or visit the official Grumpy Cat store here.

Baikonur Cosmodrome Resident

This might be the cutest spy ever!

Funny Babies Sloths (Videos)

The Mean Kitty Song

Classic epicness ^_^

LYRICS:
I got this little kitty about 2 months back
he was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack
This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet
This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean

he's an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand
tries to get in trouble in any way that he can
I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper
and I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper

You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care
kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair
always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch
playing in the window sills and tearing through the house

He's so full of energy and easily amused
kitty will attack anything that moves
Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a little part of
he's a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta

Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite

Where'd you go
are you stalking me?
are you under the couch, quite possibly
ears laid back so you don't get caught
ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got

I know you're probably watching me from across the room
concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon
You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first
Come out come out before I make things worse

I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been
Hey kitty why don't you give in
Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared
Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scared

I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed
I know your making noises just to mess with my head
You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your pray
cause you always seem to find me first, but not today

Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
Come on out, I'm gonna get you now

I've got 'em cornered
and now he's mine
He's not gonna get away this time
I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then...
Aw man! He's asleep in the sink

What is with this cat? I'm confused
He's got a bed, but it's never been used
In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight
then [fart] next minute kitty's out like a light

How could I let this creature live inside of my home
I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone
I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone
this kitty may destroy everything that I own

Look at him now, I kinda feel bad
He's the best little cat that I've had
and the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that
He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention

Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
showing love, that's all this kitty does

" BEHIND THE SCENES
If you have a cat, I'm sure you can relate, lol. I originally wrote the song because I didn't want to do a simple talking blog about my Sparta's little biting problem and I also wanted to show my friends back home in Turlock what my new place in Thousand Oaks looks like.. BTW, trying to get a cat to perform for a music video... nearly impossible! lol Thanks for watching : ) "

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Tickling Slow Loris

Video by Dmitry Sergeyev

A cute animal called a "slow loris" is depicted holding an umbrella and simply being the most adorable creature you will see all day. My favorite part is at about 35 seconds in when the umbrella is taken away... the little guy's response will make you go "Awwwww...!"

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